- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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