- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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