Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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drew edminstin is a rat

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Women's Rights

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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