April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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penis in the camel

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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