- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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