- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

feminists.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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