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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

how do you win a game try your best

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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