- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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