What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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No

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Anti Joke

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