Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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