- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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