Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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sorry got to poo

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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