- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

WILLY

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

2 + 2 = fish

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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