- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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