so...um, yeah

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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THE GAME

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Anti Joke

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