Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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