What's 9+10? 19.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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