- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What did Washington say to California? WC

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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