A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

The Ohio State Buckeyes

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Knock knock

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

One, two, three, four and five

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

boys

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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