Dusters blow stuff.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Anti Joke

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