A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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