- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

A seal walks into a club.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

your face

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

hey hey apple

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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