- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

My mum is called Steve

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What? Why?

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What's circular and round A circle

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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