To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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