A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Bacon is delcious.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Anti Joke

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