Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

i like it in the mouth

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

What's green and blue? yellow

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