- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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