- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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