Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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womans having rights.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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