How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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