how did the ant die? i stepped on it

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

How do you spell eight? 8

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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