3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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