- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i killed my family

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Women's rights

Peas

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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