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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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