This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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