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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

The Morman Religion.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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