- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Knock Knock CUM IN!

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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