- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Beka has AIDS

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

hi mom

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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