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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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