- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

whats white jizz

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

A seal walks into a club.

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