- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

I hate Jews The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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