- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Dyslexia ruels!

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Lindsay Lohan

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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