- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Knock knock knock OCD

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Life

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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