what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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IF YOU ARE A GUY: Think about a really hot girl. She has the perfect chest, amazing face, blonde hair, and looks flat out stunning. She takes off her shirt which is very appealing and causes for you to get excited because you might get lucky. She takes off her pants, or skirt depending on the choice that you decided upon when imagining this girl, and is walking towards you in nothing but a bra and panties. She continues to take off her bra and gets on top of you. You passionately kiss and afterwords she whispers in your ear, "are you ready for some of this?" you nod your head and she proceeds to remove her panties. Let's freeze this situation for a moment. Assuming that you would ever be in a situation like that there has to be a catch right? A hidden camera, her husband comes home, a rabbid zombie crashes through the door...something. I am happy to tell you that there are no worries about this because nothing will stop you from making sweet and beautiful love to this woman. So let's get back to the scenario. You not your head and quickly tear off your clothes and begin exploring her body. Now turn her 64 and give her a penis with an amazing amount of pubic hair, make her fat, and submit to this manlady. You ask how this happened? Earlier that evening you took a particularly large amound of LSD, or acid if you prefer, and began tripping out. You began seeing ugly people as hot people, and hot people as ugly people. Your friends were concerned because you were hitting on a tree and started humping it at which you were removed from the party by your date who just so happened to be a fat and ugly hermaphrodite who repeatedly raped you and made you cry in submition to her kinky tactics. Drugs are bad, but they make for interesting stories for your friends to tell their children when they get older at your expense.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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