How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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how do you win a game try your best

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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