- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Turkey Balls

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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