- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

What did the car do? CRASH!

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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