- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

this is stupid .... yep

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Women's Rights.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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