what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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smell the vitamin C

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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