- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??