- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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