- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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