- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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