- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

what's the difference between a duck?

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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