- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What the hell are you doing?

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400