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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

men, men like men= men+bed

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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