- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

black people

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Have you ever heard of a goose?

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

cancer

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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