- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

How did th-A fridge.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

kennah campion... being nice

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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