- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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