How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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sky's sty

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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