- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

This is funny.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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