What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

No soup for you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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