- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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