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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

2 + 2 = 4

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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