- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

#Getweird

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Your mom.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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