Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Penis chickens

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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PENIS

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Justin Beiber

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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one of the idiot

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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