why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

N-E Pats never cheated

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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