So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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