- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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