His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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