- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What is better than life? Nothing.

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

baloney sandwich

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

homosexual rights to marriage

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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