What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why do fat people commit suicide

How many fingers do most people have? 10

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

diarrhea.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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