a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Asian women drivers...

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Female Orgasms

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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