Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Women deserve equal rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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