When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Neither have I

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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