- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

pull my finger (farts)

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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