What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Where's my baby??

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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