- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

bangers and mash?

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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