- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??