- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

mikey is cute

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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