Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Peas

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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