- Anti Joke

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

This is not a joke

what do you call obama a dumbass

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

haha Otarts was here

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.