- Anti Joke

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners