- Anti Joke

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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