What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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