- Anti Joke

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters