So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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A man died.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Today is March 22.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Anti Joke

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