A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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boobs.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Women's rights.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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