What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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