Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What do you call a black man? A person

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

A child walks into a classroom.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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