Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Ron Paul for President!

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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