- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

what are you mike bibby?

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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