My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What's a joke? Funny

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

i lost the game

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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